About the author

“In the past this information has been suppressed. But now it can be told. Every man, woman and mutant on this planet shall know the truth about de-evolution”

The product of a terminally online existence. A nascent brain melted from constant exposure popular culture, drugs and porno. Wasted youth, wasted potential and poor parental supervision. A parasite on society at large and a total fucking waste-of-space wanker.

I wanted to make this website as an outlet for my creative impulses, opinions, ramblings, random projects, cynicism, existential dread and whatever else is currently occupying my short attention span. I want to utterly divorce myself from the boring walled gardens and echo chambers of the popular social media platforms and modern web at large.

The internet is not serious business, nor should it ever aspire to be. In the long forgotten cotton candy halcyon days of the mid-late 2000s, when something escaped the internet and appeared in the real world people would remark that “the internet is leaking”. Seeing something from the internet in the real world was seen as jarring and unusual. Now the two are inseparable.

We are collectively fiddling as Rome burns. It seems as though every time I read the news there is something horrible happening somewhere. Nobody seems to care. Our senses are dulled by two decades of reading about horrible things. Nothing ever changes – except for the worse. More division, more hated, more prejudice. Oh well, whatever, never mind. I wonder what’s new on Netflix.

It’s important that we try to be decent to one another. Now more than ever. If you only take one thing away from here, then I hope this is it.

And of course - the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.